What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 22.06.2025 10:22
Sure no problem officer.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
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I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
{RING} {RING}
What is it like to date a women 20 years younger than yourself?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Do you realize people believe that story about Taylor Swift? Do you not say it is satire?
Yes sir it is.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
After a few moments he returns.
Isn't it a turn on to have sex with a girl in a skirt or in a tight spandex?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
What parts of the Bible, if any, are inappropriate to read to children? Why?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
HELLO